Wednesday, January 28, 2009

A Play in 2 Acts.....

Good evening, and welcome to the Mallory Shower Theatre....today we will be putting on for you a play I like to call "Old Dog." It's a tragedy, but I've been working on it for months now and I think that you'll really enjoy it....mostly because I'm an awesome actress. Let's begin:

Our play starts off with our hero - Fido - running around, barking, and splashing in his bath as a young pup. As the years pass, Fido grows more tired and plays less and less, and then, he starts to pee all over in his bath because...well...because he feels like it and he's old, so no one really bothers him about it.

Then, eventually, the inevitable happens when Fido goes down for the long, long, never ending sleep....The End. HA! You like it? It's awesome, no?

Thank you. Thank you. What do you mean not appropriate and not funny? Come on! No one asked for your opinion anyway, I regret nothing! I've never made a mistake! Get out of my bathroom!

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