
First thing I did was I started handing out presents. You can tell from dad's positioning and total lack of attention to what I'm doing, that he is totally useless. So, I continued to run the show.

As dad continued to look clueless and confused, I was forced to continue to step up and hand out more presents to those around me. And for the last time people, I don't care if your name is on it or not, just say thank you and open the damn thing!

Finally, after a lot of hard present distribution, cousin Lelia and I looked for something fun to do.

So, what did we do? Well, we rolled around on the floor and forced dad to smell our feet! HA!

Take that old man!

Phew! After a hard evening of handing our presents and antagonizing my father, it was time to sit down, kick up my feet and have a cookie and an apple....Lord knows I've earned them!
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