Monday, December 22, 2008

I hit boys because I’m an animal...a rhyme animal!

How low can I go? Death row? What a sister know? Well…I’ve gone so low as to strike my good friend Drayon because he was messing up my flow. You see, he’s the DJ (fittingly his initials) and I’m the emcee, and well….I was laying down some crazy vocals and he was just messing me up…so I struck him (repeatedly) and forced him off the mic....'cause I does what I like!

Once the amateur was out of the way, I made some minor adjustments on the keyboards and was ready to rock! Er....like the new DJ on the block! HA!

So, much like those greats who have come before me, Beethoven, Mozart, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Chuck D, Flava Flave, and Beck, I both worked the keyboard like a master tickling ivory and….

totally rocked the mic! I’ve got MAD skills!! I know what I want for Christmas....a new DJ! HA!

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