HAPPY Holidays? LIAR!

So, today mom came in when I was getting dressed and said that she had a deal to offer me. All I needed to do was pose nicely for a few pictures and that delicious looking lollipop was all mine.

Sister, you had me a lollipop!

Oh, this is soooo awesome, I love sugar! Gimme! Gimme!

Yessssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA! I am victorious over you, my little lollipop! Awesome!

Now, what were all those words you said after you'll give me a lollipop?

Something about posing for something? What is that in your hand....I don't like the looks of this....

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! You said I just had to pose, you didn't say anything about forcing me to dress up like a clown!

NO!!!!!! Must fight back.....STOP!!!!

I don't like you!!!! NO NO NO NO!!!

Must resist...throw self on ground....you there, camera man, HELP!

I HATE YOU BOTH!!! When I grow up, I'm totally writing a book about this abuse!

Oh, this is so horribly demeaning.....it can't possibly get any worse...

Oh, I just want to die....do I look jolly to you? This black hat is not magic, I will not dance around, and I hate you all.

Happy Holidays my pooper....Thank god it's over. Now baby and I can get back to just relaxing and mom and dad will leave us alone...