The Chicken and the Elephant

Today we played in the cold water! And people, when I say cold, I mean it was cold as…um….the uncooked dinners they try to feed me on a nightlyh basis, we are talking icy! Anyway, after we got out of the water we had to warm up a bit, so mom pulled out my new hoodie….me likey!

So, what does a girl like to do when she’s wrapped up like an elephant? Well, chew on a chicken! Come on people, that was a gimmie!

Anyway, if you look closely at my newest chew toy, you’ll see that the backside of the chicken has a hole in it. Now, I know what you are thinking, and no, he does not poop. You see, before dad ate them all, when you used to wind up Mr. Chicken he’d waddle around and lay eggs made of gum! It was awesome!

However, as I stated, dad ate them all, so that joy is gone from my life. Also, quick questions…what is a male chicken doing laying eggs?