Big Day People!

So, today is the big day! I have no idea what this is all about, but I've heard that I should expect big things. So, to start off, I think that we should bow our heads and thank the candy/sugar gods who created this tasty popcorn ball....dear God I love sugar!!

Ok, now I think we need to find a appropriate outfit for the big day....how about some antlers? I've heard that they are important for flying? I don't really get it....or maybe I have the power to fly and don't know? Can someone tell me how I'm supposed to fly with these things?

Alas, no luck with the flying....how about this outfit? Does this give me some kind of magic? I've read the book and all, but I don't feel all that magical and my black hat appear to be just...well...a black hat...ok...and now I feel a little warm.

Make that warm, fat and a bit foolish! But, thankfully I have my candy, so I'm all good for now.

Ok, I think I found my outfit for the big day....warm, yet not hot, less foolish, more coolish! So, in short, let's start opening some boxes and giving me some stuff! ME! ME! ME! Oh yea...happy day to all and to all: Give me my presents!