Baby!

Look at what mom got me for baby! Except, here's the problem, I don't rally like to have anything in my stroller....actually when they put something in it, scream like a mo-fo!

Speaking of screaming...man, what would I do if all this baby did was scream at me no matter what I did....christ...what in god's name would I do?

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Why must you scream!  No one loves you!!! STOP CRYING!!!! Er...I mean...um....poor misunderstood baby....must be crying because she's not being shown enough love! Must be it....no other reason for a baby to scream uncontrollably....must be it. Bad parenting!