Royal Rumble!

So there I sat...admiring my "M" cape and telling dad what a wuss he was and how I could totally kick his ass should I so desire. He told me that clearly my cape had gone to my head and that he could snap me like a twig....I listened to his argument then....

told him to pucker up and kiss my ass! You ain't nothing! Bring it!

Shockingly, he actually brought it....after he got kicked a few times by me, he actually decided that he wanted to fight...what the hell?

I tried my best to squirm away while at the same time squealing at mom to help, but he beat me mercilessly with an elephant!

When he got tired of beating me with the elephant he picked up Ernie and continued the onslaughts! I tried my best to fight him off, but to no avail...more tomorrow on the beat down.