However, mom and dad have told me that when I snap out of my blur and start to focus again, I'm a crazed monster!
A monster with uncontrollable desires with no self-control or remorse whatsoever! I just attack things and tear them apart! A MONSTER!
Let this be a warning to you ice cream sandwich! I can't be held responsible for what I might do to you....you've been warned!
(And yes, i realize that the runny nose takes away from my viciousness, but I can't help it, I've got a cold.)
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Hilarious!!! Mallory you dont have a cold you have new teeth coming in which makes your nose run... scary because you clearly have a great set of chompers already!
I think that eye-rolling-into-head trick is scary enough to offset the runny nose. Damn.
...and another full moon on thursday --and teeth and eye-rolling???? glad some of us are far away in missouri! damn is right.
you can expect to keep gettting more teeth for years -- perhaps forever! you picked a dad in whose family lives a strong tradition of excess teeth -- which appear without warning... usually when u are far away from a dentist.
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