What the hell kind of holiday is this?!

So, I got up today, all excited about the prospect of candy and...well...candy! I got all dressed up in my pants, socks, shirt, shoes, undershirt and waddled on downstairs to see what the day had in store for me. After our usual breakfast, mom picked me up and said that we were off to see some people! WOHOO!
Sounded like fun...might be some candy involved! WRONG! We went to the doctor...wtf? On this glorious, candy-themed day of all days? So, what did I get? A lolly pop? Some sweet like me? NO! I got 3 shots in my little legs....mom held me down, I screamed bloody murder...then just got depressed....sigh. I made mom stop in to visit dad on the way home, at least he wasn't going to try to give me shots.

So, what did we learn today? Shots suck! But, also I have a huge melon-head (95 percentile), I'm a bit taller than average (70 percentile) and finally, hopefully now they will let me off the treadmill and feed me (under 50 percentile for weight). Heartless bastards!

Hopefully this day will turn around...more later.