Play with Me!

So, it was a warm and lazy Friday afternoon so when dad got home from work, I demanded that we head out to the playground so that the world could get some much deserved Mallory time.

As we walked around the park, checking things out, I notice that some kids are pushy! And that they take advantage of my small stature! WTF?! I know that dad's got my back and all (by the way, nice shorts dad), but surely a girl has to be able to protect herself in this mean playground world, right?

Maybe people treat me this way because of my shoes? My purple tunic? Maybe my green leggings? NO! They must just be jealous!

So, as soon as we got home, I pulled up my socks, put on my sweatshirt and started hitting the weights. Dude, I totally got 5 more toy curls, count them out! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!!! FIVE!!!!! Bring it cruel world, I'm ready!