Look what I know how to do!

Hey mom and dad, look what I've learned to do: I can climb on the table and dance! HA! What a great talent, table dancing!

Hold on, give me a second, just need to swing this other leg over and we'll be good....I'm almost there....

Um...hold on....ah....I'll show you how to table dance as soon as someone changes my diaper....I'm not saying that "I" pooped in it....but someone did and its totally weighing me down. Who's got bids? Mom...where did dad just run off to?