Monday, October 6, 2008

Job?

What do you mean, I can't go back in until my job is done? What are you talking about? I don't work! I'm a freeloader! Work? Surely you are confused.

Fine....what do you want me to do? And, whatever it is, keep in mind that I'm not putting down my cracker.

Yes, I realize this plant is brown and dead....so?

Oh....you want me to water it? I thought that sneezing and spitting on it were sufficient, but okay, I can't reach the door handle and you can, so you're the boss....for now.

Ok...works done, now I get to go inside and play...finally! How much does this job pay? What the hell do you mean my cracker is my pay?!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

forget the job thing. what's up with all these dresses?! never in all my born days have i seen so many of 'em!

gotta say they're cute tho