The Mallory Witch Project

Hello movie watchers! Well, based on the success of the The Blair Witch Project I've decided to film my own and then sell it for MILLIONS! Being that I know I have a very exciting life, and I always have the feeling that I'm being watched, I thought that my story would make for an excellent film....or DAT tapes, or whatever that you kids are using now in your movie cameras. Today was day one in filming.
As usual, our star (that's me) starts her day with a quick snack of bread and cream cheese...delish! And, as usuall, she feels a bit like she's being watched, but she's never able to quite put her finger on it.

I have to be honest with you...I know that I had my sippy cup and some Cheerios here a second ago, and now they're gone...also, I feel like someone is rearranging my stuffed animals....what gives?

Okay, people listen up: this is not a test, Im seriously freaking out.... half my sandwich is gone, my water is gone, and the animals are all moving around when I turn my back...I'm sure of it! I'm not just freaking out, somethings going on here!

Man, I just need to clear my head and finish what's left of my food before it goes away again....man, I'm freaked out....I think the walls are closing in on me....I even feel like I hear laughter.....Is Grover starring at me?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Freak out!!!!!!!!!!!! Evil Tigger!!!!!!