Hey mom....

Hey mom, got a quick question for you....how would you feel if I sat and bounced on your butt while at the same time tried to put you in a "figure-four" leg lock? Any thoughts? See, I'm a bit bored and it seems like it would be a great idea to me.

Awesome! I knew you'd be totally down with it! Greatest mom I've ever known! Okay, before I start bringing the pain, I need to moisten up your hat a little bit so it fits on my little noggin....I'll be right with you.