Friday, September 26, 2008

Corporal Punishment (also my wrestling name)

Ok, so generally speaking I’m totally against beating people to teach them a lesson…but I’ve got a bit of a conundrum. You see, Tucker cat likes to be beaten…so, here’s my question, do I spank him when he’s good? And, if he’s bad, do I pet him? I’m really confused. Let’s look at this issue in real a real world situation. You see, the other day Tucker cat and I were chilling and I went over to pet him and he was totally good about it; he didn’t try to scratch me or run off, just let me pet him and pull on him a bit. So, how does one reward a cat who likes to have his butt kicked?

Well, I decided that I would error on the side of safety and beat the hell out of him….and of course he loved it. So, I got out some aggression and Tucker cat got a good wholesome butt beating. Really, its a win-win.

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