I'm Edumacated!

So, I've decided that I want to be smarter. I don't mean to say that I'm not a genus (because I so am), it's just that I have lots of street-smarts, but really feel that I want to balance them out with some more book-smarts. So, after I got up this morning, before mom had a chance to try to restrict my movements with clothing, I decided to take a look at the bookshelf. After I pulled down a few...all...the books from the lowest shelf, I started to look for one to settle on.

I cracked a few to give them the sniff test...literally...I like the smell of old paper.

Then, finally, I found one that not only looked interesting, but smelled divine! Let's get ready to reaaaaaad!