Boot!

This is my homey Aunt Maggie...or as - for some reason - her sister calls her Mag-Boot. Boot? Really? Like a big militaristic shoe? Why not a nice little pump? How about Mag-Strappy-Pump? Anyway, as I mentioned before, Aunt Maggie was in town for a few days before dad got back into town and we got to talk about all kinds of girly stuff with must us three ladies...it was dope!

Aunt Maggie was very patient with me as we discussed changes which happen to girl's bodies as they mature and what I might expect to happen to me over the next decade or two...it was fascinating!

Truly informative!

But, more than just a provider of vital information, Aunt Maggie also pulled up my pants for me....you see I've been eating A LOT of food as of late, and have been having some issues with my butt crack slipping out when my pants get pushed down by my ever-growing gut. Thanks Aunt Mag-Strappy-Pump!