Thursday, July 24, 2008

You say it's your birthday?

So, you say its your birthday? Well its my birthday too, so change yours!! Today is MY day. MY DAY! MINE! So, now that we have that established, if your birthday WAS on July 24th, feel free to pick another day...any day...I will not object...but, today is my day, so back off or I'll gut you like a stuck pig!
Mom and dad have said that we are gong to have a big party this weekend to celebrate my birth...awesome! I totally don't understand this whole thing at all, but far be it for me to object to a party in my honor!
So, being that today is my "official" birthday, we opened some presents, and put on my birthday hat and shirt....I like Elmo....can you tell? Or, at least mom does and she's projecting, either way, Elmo is our theme.

In case you are wondering what that yellow object is behind me, its my new Elmo ball pit...yep, I rule. How many people do you know who have a blow-up ball pit in their living room? You should have seen dad turning blue trying to inflate it...he still has some work to do....there appears to be a leak. Mom got my dope ball pit on eBay for $20....she so thrifty! Hey mom....was it used?

Wasn't there a scene like this in Cable Guy?

Now, fill my ball pit with presents and let's get some of these puppies opened up!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

No its not used... Ungrateful little human!! Happy birthday pickle!!!

Martha said...

Happy birthday, Miss Mallory! Nice Elmo hat. (Didn't the dogs get to party? Where the hell are they?)

Anonymous said...

look at those curls!!maybe it's just a party for curly folks and thus the saint and his sidekick got excluded?

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, Mallory!