Why should I walk?!

People are always asking mom and dad if I'm walking yet, and let me assure you that the answer is an unequivocal, NO! Sure, in theory I'm not really even supposed to be walking yet, but even if I could, why would I bother? I mean look below. Dad gives me rides on his shoulders, mom carries me everywhere, and when my two mules are tired of lugging me around, they just plop me in my chariot and push me around town. I'm not sure if you've had the great opportunity to see me displaying my mad crazy crawling skills, but even at my fastest, I'm - sadly - no match for their walking. Using that same logic, and looking at how short my stubby little legs are, I'm pretty sure I can ride, be carried or even pushed faster than I'll be walking any time soon. So, again I ask you, why bother?!



Now take me to the yard fat man!

Giddy up!