Open the ears, shut the mouth!

Yo, Mom!
Lunch was great, thank you. Thanks for the usual bottle of baby food, the fresh and warm grilled cheese - although it would be nice if you ate less of it and fed me more of it - the fresh strawberries and pineapple and grapes, and also the delicious Pirate's Booty for desert! But, I do have a few kind critiques that I'd like to offer/share in the interest of openness and honesty.
First off, I find it much easier to digest and also more comfortable to eat with my hooves on the table, so get over it. Next, if I decide to feed the dogs some of MY food, that's MY choice...as you can see, Brown Dog jumps when the possibility of food is presented...if they can get on board with my sharing, perhaps you should as well, huh?
Lastly, as we've discussed on several occasions in the past, simply stated: If I'm talking, you should be listening....so close the mouth, open the ears! Okay? And, along those same lines, don't be thinking that just because I pause for dramatic effect or to check on my homey Max that I'm done telling you how it's going to be....you'll know when I'm done!