I do not!

You keep on saying it, but that doesn't make it true, and I know its not true! Sure, I might have hands and feet that sweat a bit.....or a lot, but that doesn't mean that my feet smell bad! I'm sure its not mine...have you asked the dogs? What about you? Hell...when was the last time you showered? I think that perhaps one should take a sniff of their own hooves before they start to point fingers at the innocent.
Look, if you don't want to believe me just because I tell you its true, here....you are more than welcome to take a whiff of my rockin' pink Converse kicks!



Here, smell! Like a bouquet of flowers!