Bored!

I'm bored, bored, bored. Ug...why will no one entertain me? I expressed my displeasure at having nothing to do, and mom and dad told me it was time for me to learn how to entertain myself...fine. I will.
So, the first thing I did, was pull the cat out of his sweater....yes, mom got the cat a sweater. Oh, and if you look closely, you'll also notice that it's a Hanukkah sweater with a Star of David and a Menorah. If you have time, ask mom if she or the cat are Jewish. Feel free to ridicule her as much as you desire, she does deserve it....I mean, really? A sweater for a cat? They have fur! Along those same lines, for all you people out there who put your dogs in sweaters, jackets, vests, etc...Shame on you! Moving on.
Anyway, since the sweater was far too small for me, i thought that it would make a lovely hat...and it did!

Next, being that I'm a big orally fixated at this stage in my life, I needed something to chew on...found it!

When mom and dad came in, they were none too pleased...I'm not sure what they wanted me to do, but apparently abusing the cat and chewing on light bulbs was not it.

So, to fill the time until dinner, I decided to take off my pants and stand on my head.