So, as usual, I woke up this morning, let out a fierce growls and mom came in, got me out of bed and put some shoes on me....then it happened. It totally freaked me out! I mean, today is my big party, I have to be looking like a SupaStar! And yet, something was terribly wrong....I have no idea what was going on, but I suspect it had something to do with my growling power. It would appear that I'm slowly - from the feet up - turning into the monster I sound like! Needless to say, it was shocking!
Luckily, after a bit of wrestling with myself - and I'm not speaking in a poetic sense, I mean actually roughing myself up - I was able to pull off one of the monster feet...however, as I now sit and look at my one remaining monster foot...I've kind of started to like how it looks....I think a girl of my sorts could really benefit from some claws! I wonder if mom can stitch my other paw back on in time for the party?
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