4th of July Parade!

In honor of the birth of our great nation, I decided that I was going to organize a parade! That's right, I'll playing the role of Grand Marshall, Special Guest, Float Rider, Float Driver, and all around bad ass parade organizer.
The first step to throwing a parade is to make sure that you put your stuffed mole under the hood. I don't know about you, but my one-mole-powered car kicks ass! Anyway, once the mole is in place, we're ready to role!

For some reason, dad decided that he had to be a part of the event, so I told him he could go second, behind my float. So, big smile for the crowds, let's get our wave going...

And away we go! Remember to drive slow so that your admiring crowd can see and appreciate your mastery of....well....everything!

Hello my friends! Hey dad, slow turn here so we can go back and let them bask in my glow.

I said SLOW TURN! Dear God!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!