Unamused and Surly!

Look woman, I know that when dad's out of town, you have to walk both the dogs on your own and bring me along...but is this really the best way to accomplish that? REALLY? I mean, if the cats can drink from the toilet and use the back yard, why can't the dogs? I've got another idea, I promise to be good and you can leave me hear alone...how's that? OK, for a second, let's assume that putting me in a backpack and carting me around the block is the best way...must you take pictures of me? What's the point of that?! To further humiliate me? Christ...I've never felt like such an accessory.