The only thing I wanted was CHEESE!

So, as I mentioned before, dad went out of town a little while ago;  apparently he went to Switzerland. So, when mom told me this, I was like sweeeet - SWISS CHEESE! I love cheese! So, aside from wanting to hang with the poppy, I also was full of anxiety and excitement awaiting his return so that we could break cheese together.... when he finally returned, I was pumped!

Mom came into my room and told me close my eyes because dad had brought me a big surprise, I was like - awesome! Cut me a big slice of that cheese! Needless to say, when she popped this viking-like red and white monstrosity with horns on my head, I was having none of it. Sure, it took me a few moments to figure out what was going on, but once I grasped the deception, it was war - Me vs. the Helmet....you can see who won. Oh ya, and dad, I don't know what the Euros are and I don't care what "they" call soccer or we call football or whatever the hell you were jabbering on about. Most of all I don't care who's playing, I WANT ME SOME CHEESE!