Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Why is everyone looking at me?

It was a bit cold today, so mom broke out a new coat and strapped it on me. It fit awesome, so fluffy and comfy, and we headed off on a walk to the store. Everything was going great, I was in a great mood and feeling both warm and stylish, great combo!



So, as were going along, people started to look at me and tell mom how cute I was....I mean sure, I'm a baby and I'm cute and people make comments on occasion, but that's nothing new. However, the amount of people who seemed to be amused by my mere presence was a bit curious. But, we continued on our merry way.

So, mom stopped and talked to this women and this woman commented on how much she LOVED the elephant on my head and the big floppy ears. I smiled.... I smiled less.... I was a bit confused, so I asked her: You mean elephant on my head like monkey on your shoulder right? Kind of metaphorically speaking right? Just making an analogy? I mean, I have no idea what an elephant represents, but you are just speaking figuratively right? RIGHT??!!?!


GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! THERE'S AN ELEPHANT ON MY HEAD! GET IT OFFFFFFF!
MOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

3 comments:

Martha said...

I'm crying with laughter. Actually crying. (I totally thought it was an ewok coat at first -- could you look into that, please?)

Anonymous said...

another cryer here, as well! weeping and making howling sounds. although I thought it was an ewok suit with Baba ears.

and what's wrong with falling asleep with your face in your plate? lotsa people do that. when you're tost, you're tost.

it shoulda been grey maybe

Anonymous said...

O. M. G.
that is ridiculously hilarious!!!