Nice Booty!

Let me tell you about my Booty, Pirate’s Booty! It's a cheesy puff of pop-corn that I just can't get enough of....its magically delicious! Ever since mom told dad I can't have any more Capt'n Crunch, I've had to search for my ship-going-themed food elsewhere, and let me tell you, I've found it in spades! So far I've had some Cheese Booty, and some Vegi-Booty which is pop-corn dusted in some kind of flavorful kelp powder...strange, but tasty! I've seen mom and dad eating BBQ Booty, and for some reason they don't think I can handle the BBQ...bring it!
So, next time you see some great booty, make sure you save some for me, especially if its BBQ!