Monday, May 19, 2008

Mmmmm, forbidden doughnut!

Mom and dad finally unpacked the last of the boxes from our most recent move, and in those boxes it was revealed that dad has a freakish amount of Simpsons toys, or as he will tell you, "collector's items." Sure they are, delusional nerd.
Anyway, I got my hands on a nice soft spongy Homer Simpsons toy...it was so much fun to chew on! Knowing how much I enjoyed it, mom allowed Homer Chew-toy to travels with us. So, earlier today we were out on a drive, mom was blabbering on about something and I was in the back working on Homer. Finally, after much chewing, I managed to chew off Homer's doughnut, awesome!
Once I had the doughnut off, I placed Homer on the ground and quietly went to work enjoying my doughnut. Sadly, mom noticed that I was silent; then mom quickly noticed that Homer was missing a doughnut; and tragically she very quickly pulled over, jumped in the back seat, and dug the chunk of doughnut out of my mouth...jerk. Anyway, what you see below is the evidence that she saved, I guess to taunt and shame me.


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