C is for Cookie!

While not nearly as fun as Chicken Dance Elmo, Giggling Cookie Monster can be fun to play with...when he actually works! You see, my good friend Cookie isn't all that good at staying on his feet! Sure, I grab him and push him and pull him, but he just kind of falls over and dies....I mean come on, what the hell are we paying you for?! Actually, after I push him away, you can hear him try to stand up and collect himself….too late! Anyway, after Cookie went face-down during our most recent play date, I told mom that I was board with his lazy antics and that he was fired....mom took him back to Babies-r-Us the next day. Listen up toys, either you perform or we’ll send you back to the minors, I ain’t got time for lazy toys!