Dear Dogs,
Back the hell up! Look, I know that from time to time I toss a Cheerio or two in your direction, but that does not mean that everything I have on my tray or in my mouth is "ours". This fruit roll-up, which I am thoroughly enjoying, is MINE! Don't think just because you are circling my chair like sharks means I'm going to let you have any. I've got my good eye on you, I'm watching you, so don't try nothin'. Besides, rubber ducky on patrol as well. Don't mess with RD, he'll kick your ass.
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