I don't care how cold it is!

Listen mom and dad, and I'll try to make this as clear as I can, I realize you get confused: Don't touch my head! I know that you think that it's cold and that I'm "going to catch my death", but after I take off a hat and throw it on the ground 3 times in 5 minutes, one would think you'd get the idea....I DON'T LIKE THINGS ON MY HEAD! So, you think you are smart and rather than putting something on my head I can just pull off and toss, you'd put some kind of "smart-hat" on me that seems to have a grip on my head....rest assured, I might not have figured out your magic yet, but I will!