Because Annie my favorite Irish nanny has today off, mom and dad promised me something special: a green beagle! I mean, how great does that sound? Let’s break it down: 1) Another dog – awesome! 2) It’s green – Holla! 3) It’s mine – winner!!
So, all night I waited and then finally they brought it in to me….what the hell is this thing? It’s not furry. It’s not friendly. I can’t even break its skin with my teeth…What the hell am I supposed to do with it?! And to make matters worse, to complete my humiliation and disappointment, you dress me up in a shirt, hand me my “beagle” and take pictures? What is this meaning of this St. Patrick’s Day? Screw with your baby day? Who is this St. Patrick and why does he hate me so?
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