What the hell are you looking at?!

Dad says that its embarrassing how many toys I have. He says that I’m just as bad as the dogs. He claims that the dogs and I have so many toys that we don’t even know what to do with them all, and that we all sit dumbfounded in the midst of them all unsure of which to play with first. Well, I say, “too many” is a relative term! Sure, I have a few toys, in my bedroom, a few more in the living room, a few more in the kitchen, and a couple more in the office. But, just think of how much energy you save by not having to lug them from room to room! Really, me having a lot of toys, is actually doing you a favor….you’re welcome!