Well, I never!

I resent the suggestion that I had anything to do with it, so stop asking me about it. For the last time, I have no idea what happened to the Cheerios. Why don’t you ask the dogs? I really think that it’s unfair and prejudicial that you assume, when something goes wrong, that I must have had something to do with it. Finally, I would like to suggest that the dog might just have pooped in my diaper, so you’re going to want to get on that pronto.