Solid food?! You call that gruel, solid food?! Seriously?! WTF! All week you were talking about solid food. How great it will be to have me on solid food.....what part of this is solid? Also, FYI, here is a little hint for you slow people, if the lips are pursed and I'm growling at you (learned it from the dogs) that means I'm not happy with you or interested in having any more of your crap food, go away! Solid food my ass....speaking of which, I hope you enjoyed what I made for you last night. I pooed and peed up, not only my diaper, but my pajamas, my sleep sack, the sheets, the bumper, the mattress pad and hell....I also made it so you had to wipe down the mattress. So, next time you are considering forcing some more "solid" food on me, please take a moment to remember the smell of my room this morning and the depth of my fecal protest!
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dear mallory,
if you can look like that whilst fighting off gruel, you are indeed, beautiful.
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