Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Help! This woman came into my room without knocking, scooped me up from a very deep and nice slumber, partially undressed in front of me, and forced me to eat from her bosom! I have no idea who the hell she is! Don't get me wrong, the meal was definitely up to par, but I'm not in the habit of taking candy, much less milk, from strangers....How could this woman have gotten past dad?! How did dad let this complete stranger - a very attractive one at that - into the house? What he was thinking I have no....oh lord....wait a second....carp.....let's pretend this little conversation never happened....don't tell mom. Mallory out.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER!!!
Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Help! This woman came into my room without knocking, scooped me up from a very deep and nice slumber, partially undressed in front of me, and forced me to eat from her bosom! I have no idea who the hell she is! Don't get me wrong, the meal was definitely up to par, but I'm not in the habit of taking candy, much less milk, from strangers....How could this woman have gotten past dad?! How did dad let this complete stranger - a very attractive one at that - into the house? What he was thinking I have no....oh lord....wait a second....carp.....let's pretend this little conversation never happened....don't tell mom. Mallory out.
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Yeah, Mal. Babies are naturally a little slow -- it's not really your fault.
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