Rock of Crap!

So.....dad and I were clearing out some of the stuff on TIVO and he put on a show called "The Rock of Love 2".

Questions: 1) Who is Bret Michaels? 2) What animal had to die for that hair? 3) I could tell half the "contestants" were women, but the other half were...men? 4) Do people really wear bandannas still? 5) What's he hiding?

So, we sat and watched this show....and about 20 minutes in, I was ready to climb back into the womb. What the hell is this crap? I don't know anything about this writer's strike, but I'll pay them, please start writing new shows! PLEASE!