It has come to my attention that we little people - and i use this term not as in Little People, Big World, but as in little people who will eventually get bigger - are being repressed by the man (and woman) that we need to demand some respect!
Listen up my fellow LPs, its time for us to rise up...well, sit up on our own! Show our parents who's in charge, scream all night, sleep all day, not poop for 4 or 5 days at a time, and demand to be fed and only have a sip or two, then demand it again in 20 minutes!
Our jailers have become complacent, its time for us to remind them who is in charge, and its not them!
Scream like you've been stabbed! Wait to poo or pee until the diaper is off! Rise up! Sit up! Hell, if you can, even stand up! Run, crawl, army crawl, role, flop, whatever you do, make sure its not what they want! Now is our time, rise up! If "The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth" now is our time! Power to the Little People!
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