Okay, so not too long ago we got on a big metal tube spent several hours on it and finally they let me off: it was cold, it was dry, I was angry, they kept me on "West coast time" for God know what reason, they loaded me up with gifts, and then stuck me back on the metal tube.
Some of you might have experienced similar events. You no doubt asked yourself, what is this madness about? Well, the explanation I was given was that it was Christmas.....your next question is undoubtedly the same as mine: what the hell is that supposed to mean to me?
My friends, I have no idea. What I do know is that we need to focus on the positive....gifts....lots of them.
That being said, I do have another question for my dear family - and please don't get me wrong, I do LOVE presents - but what am I supposed to do with an elephant that is double my size sitting on my lap? Honestly, its a very nice sentiment, but really....to what end I ask you?
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