I am sure than anyone who reads this will be thinking to themselves, who the heck is Lunch Lady Doris and why is she on their page? Lunch Lady Doris is one of the MANY nicknames Matt has given me over the years, I am sure if I were to divulge them all many of you would suggest we need serious counseling but I know they are all terms of endearment.
Unless you are a Simpsons Nerd like Matt or John Guenther, you will be as stumped as I was. Lunch Lady Doris Peterson is a gurthy, cafeteria worker at Springfield Elementary School and has been known to serve Whole Beef Hearts, Horse Testicles and ground up Gym-Mats to the children for lunch. The reason why I am have been donned the name Lunch Lady Doris (or LLD) is I am currently Mallory's only food source and Matt felt the name was only fitting.
Personally, it makes me giggle to think that I am Mallory's own personal cafeteria worker, ha!
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