Slender?

Some of you have inquired as to why my tooshie looks so slender lately. Have I lost weight? Had some "work" done? NOPE!

I've lost my diaper!

Well, not totally. I still use one at night and during my naps, but we're making progress towards having accident free days! I think I'm getting a handle on this thing.

Yep, I sit here and pee! Apparently that's better than when I do it standing on the rug in the other room? Either way works for me.

OK I blew my nose with toilet paper you gave me, now will you take it back? I can't eat my popcorn with it in my hand.

Shower of Flower!

Oh hi mom! What do you mean, what am I doing?

I think it's pretty obvious that i went outside, pulled up a bunch of your flowers, and now I'm showering Morty in a bath of flower peddles! I thought that much would be pretty obvious...guess not.

Oh, and now? I'm rewarding myself for a job well done by getting myself a Popsicle!

Drain Bamage!

I figured something out today. You know how Morty is always so happy looking and smiley?

I know that some of you have assumed that he's just a happy baby or something....well, that's not the case! It's something much more.

You see this?

And you see this?

All I'm saying is "made in China". Now, does that explain to you why he's always so "happy"? Yep...thought so.

Schooling

Hello from school! You don't normally get an inside look at school, but today you get to peak behind the curtain, so welcome to my school! At school we do all kinds of things, we sit around and listen to stories....which is pretty fun.....

But, we also get to do some painting! And you know what we have to do before we get to paint? We have to mix us some colors! So, my fellow classmates, gather round and watch the master mix!

You, get your hands away from my mixing! Trust me, I know how to mix up some mad colors, just wait.

Then, when we get done with making the color, we get to make something new: a mess!

But, mostly I like to work - very hard as you can see - at making this damn piece of wood balance...stupid thing doesn't seem to be working right....I'll have to go tell the teacher.

oh, no....

This is the first step towards a world I don't want to consider.....I mean what's next? I think we all know what's next....sharing! Dear God, NO! Also, for some reason, mom seems to feel the need to remind me over and over again that Morty did this at a younger age...whatever....you can all bite me.

Magic!

Watch dad do some magic...ready? Ok, you take one sullen baby, and....

Turn upside down and shake violently, then....

Tada! Happy baby! Awesome! But you know, dad isn't the only magician in the house.

You see, kitty Tucker makes nearly dead birds appear from his mouth on the kitchen floor! I have no idea how he does it, but that's some good magic!

Big Girl in the HOUSE!

You see this thing here? Well, I tell you what it is....it's the side of my crib! Yep, we actually did it a little while ago, but I hadn't had a chance to tell you all about it yet.

You see, after about an hour dad was finally able to get my new side rail to fit into my old bed! He was complaining that in the last two years, some"genius" had switched the design so the old bed didn't fit the new accessories. Anyway, after some work with a chisel, a hammer, and a power drill, dad figured it out. It's awesome!

Let me show you how it works! First I climb in....

Then I get under the sheets and snuggle up close to Hop-Hop...

And now, it's time to sleep, so you can go. You don't want to know what I had to wipe on the walls to get this upgrade, I'd appreciate some time alone to enjoy it....go!