What does it look like?!

What am I doing? Seriously? What does it look like I'm doing? I'M DANCING! Sure, I'm dancing with myself (special thanks to Billy Idol). But, I'm showing my best moves....and it is hard work!

Solid Food?

So...today is a big day for you! You my little friend, get some"solid" food!

I know, there is reason to be excited! But, just to warn you, it's actually not all that..solid.

No reason to cry! It better than milk! It's just not really all that chewable.

Don't ask me. I have no idea were your food is....mom! Where's Morty's food dammit!

She said something about chilling out and holding our hourses....So..he gets cold horse meat? That's not really what I've been prepping him for.

Tower of Power!

So, this is my new tower of power! Actually, I think they call it a learning tower? Anyway, it's great!

I can put a towel over the top and it's a house!

I had to help dad put it together because he's not all that handy with tools and such.

Anyway, I can swing around the thing, and help mom cook, and I can eat up here, and jump up and down and make a huge amount of noise, I love it! Mom and dad....not so much. Hey, don't blame me, you bought it, I just us it.

Party with Kate

This me, Kate, her mom and her little brother...and we're ALL sharing Bobo....anyone see a problem here?

Ah...much better! There were just too many mouths to feed! So, anyway, Kate and I met up at the park, had a snack...

played with the trash..

then it was time to go home....but again, there is something wrong here...

Ah....much better. Okay, let's go home.

Rest for the Weary

So, dad here went for a long run today - or so he claims - and now all he can do is complain about how much his legs hurt.

So, I'm going to do my best to find dad a place to rest his weary legs.

Ok, this place looks comfy! Okay, dad, sit your tooshie down and rest...I found you a rest spot!

Seriously....yes, it's a little cold, but it's better than walking!

See? Isn't it great! Ahhhhh....

Typical

What is it with the male species? I mean, seriousy! Are fart sounds funny? Really? I don't get it...but make a fart sound in front of dad or Morty and you'll be lucky if they don't fall over laughing at you!

Nope.

Nope. Sorry, that doesn't count. I know you think you need a big milestone now that you are getting older....but that does not count.

I'm sorry Morty, but what you are doing does not count as sitting up....yes, I'm sure.

Go ahead, you and your lackey can use the Google all you want, but that is NOT sitting up.

Yep....you can keep looking, but you will never find anything...