Not for you!

HA! Hell to the NO, it's not for you. Damn....you don't even have any teeth!

Nope, it's not for you either! Yes, I know you DO have teeth, but I also know you don't need it!

What am I talking about? Well, mom and I just made some TASTY lasagna!

How good is it? I really have no idea, but I know that there is pasta in it, so it must be awesome!

Delish! Now...back of Black Dog.....or I'm going to have to put a beat down on you!

Dance Party!

Hello and welcome to our dance party. We've been working hard and you are really in for a great show today!

Sheep is in her tutu and ready to go. Ready for a Sheepy solo?

Go Sheepy go! Shake your thing!

My turn....Chicken dance! Shake your arms like a chicken! Shake your tush like a chicken!

Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap! Nice job Sheepy!

Sleepy....

Does this look fun? Do I look happy? You see, it's not like I don't like my bed, it's just that I feel like something is missing.

Sure, I have a sheepy jammed down my shirt, and I like how it feels against my belly....and yet, something is missing from my sleeping arrangements.

You see Morty sleeping? Now, this kid has a nice sleeping situation....doesn't look all that great? Wait for the reveal....

Now, you see what I'm talking about? My bed just doesn't have the view....sigh....

Honestly, I don't understand what you are so happy about. You are wearing a camo sleep sack! Why is that exciting? Why is that fun?

You don't get to pick out your clothing?! I mean, is it even possible to have fun when you have no control over your wardrobe?

See? Now THIS is something to get excited about! Check out my dressing selections!

I know, I look awesome....it's breathtaking!

Lady's Lunch

So all the ladies (and Drayson) all headed out to get some lunch, I was excited....as you can see.

We had great sandwiches and - not one - but TWO kinds of fries! Delish!

Drayson was so excited he was dancing and eating all at the same time.

Oh, and best of all, I got to sit next to Trisha! Mom was there also, but she was busy (as usual) with Morty and her camera.

Then we all headed outside and got ready to go.

Trisha had her coffee and I had my castle....naturally.

Ok...let's go home. Less chit-chat, I can't hear my music! Drive!

Gentle?

So, Morty and I were having a great time and just bouncing around like....bouncing things! And, what does mom do? She ruins it! Seriously, does Morty look unhappy to you? He is totally on board with all my fun making assistance....so mom....step off!

Oh come on!

Oh come on! It's not that bad, just sit in you seat and I'll rock your chair, nice and gently...promise!

Yes, just sit right there....relax!

Ok...stop looking so scared!

You ready? I'm going to push down and then lift on your feet really quickly....no problem, right?

Fashion in the Fast Lane!

Sure, I'm about to go bike riding....but can we focus on what's important here?

I'll give you a hint...it has to do with Cookie, Elmo and safety....

Um...dad...thanks for the help, but I'm not so sure I actually care about the bike so much, but check out the gear! I've got a matching set of Elmo elbow and knee pads! They look aweshome!

Can we put the bike away now and go for a walk...with my helmet?

Hey, look at this cute little tree.....can we burn it? Please?

Dinner & Dessert

So, at my request, we headed out for dinner at my favorite dinner spot: Johnny Rockets! I had my usual grilled cheese and French fries with plenty of ketchup in which to dip!

Then we headed off to get some ice cream for dessert. I go vanilla with Oreo, mom got strawberry with fruit topping...it didn't sound good....but once I saw it....

I thought I would help her out a little bit and have a little....or half of it.

As usual Mr. Boring skipped dessert and just spent the whole time telling Morty had bad ice cream was for him...talk about a stick in the mud!

But, I eventually forgave Mr. Boring and helped him make his way home.

What do you do?!

Man...what do you do? I mean honestly, what? You chew on toys? Come on!

When I was your age, I had mastered a GREAT fake cough,

was always very photogenic,

helped out with the household chores,

and even loaded the dishwasher!

And all you do is lay there and have someone hold your hand! How do you sleep at night?!

You think you're all that?!

Look at you....all smug....monopolizing my mom. You think you are just the cuties thing since sliced bread, don't you. Well, I got news for you....I can play that game!

Oh...who this you ask? Well, let me tell you, it is the cutest kid this house has ever known...and it's not you!

Oh yes, my smug friend, you are not the only one who can play cute!

Hell, not only can I play cute, I can also play smug! What you think about that?!

That's right! You better be scared! What? No, I don't mean scared that you'll look like me some day! Dammit!