It's Party Time!

Hello my good friends! Today is - like you don't know - Halloween! I have no idea what that means, but I've been told I get to dress up and that there will be....

FOOD! HA! Kate's mom and dad throw the BEST parties!

Hey Drayson....what's this stuff?

Oh, who am I? Well, I'm Tinkerbell! And, in case you were born yesterday, Kate is Mini Mouse! And Drayson (above) is Captain Hook...get it....Tink and Capt. Hook?

Cheese! Damn Kate....where did you learn to pose so well? Clearly I need to work on my pose work.

Ok, it's been fun, I've got a few things to grab then I'll be outside.

What do you mean "too many toys"? Look, if I can hold them, while drinking my drink, and chewing candy, it's not too much! Now back off, I've been eating candy all day and I'm itching for a fight!

The AMAZING KARNAK!

Welcome to my newest gig! (Yes, I know, enjoy the "earrings" very seasonal aren't they?)

I am the Amazing Karnak! Wait...let me see....

It's coming me to now...the answer is.....Because there is a dead battery in her cell phone!

Yep....that's what the answer is.

Oh, you wanted to know the questions? The question was, why is Mallory about to start screaming at you.

Say What?!

What did you just say?! You think you have the fiercest outfit on in the house today? Seriously? Have you gone and lost your mind? On a 1 to 10 rating, I'd give you a 4 / 10 on the fierce scale...you want to see how a master roles? Check me out!

That's right! Stripped outfit AND a tutu. You can't just be satisfied with a simple top and bottom...boring! Now, even I wouldn't claim that this outfit is a 10...but, I do know how to make it a 10!

Wings and mom heals! Oh yes.....watch and learn little brother....learn before the master.

HUGE!

Hello and welcome to my gymnastics class.

I've been going here for....a long time now, and I think that it's time that everyone realized just how powerful I am. You see, I have the power to grow to gigantic proportions! You want to see?

Oh....can you see it yet? Keep watching...

That's right! These parallel bars are not small, they are the usual size! It is I, the Mallory who is HUGE!!!

What do you mean you don't believe me? Look! It's as clear on as the nose on your face! I. Am. Enormous!

I love shopping!

So mom and I headed off to Sports Basement...the best shopping place around! Not sure why she took me there, but on a rainy day, it's a great place to hang. You want see something fierce? You ready? Brace yourself...

One second...

Ka-Pow! Check it! I know, I look awesome.

Hey....dad wears these kinds of shorts....you think we should get him another pair? His are getting a bit...smelly.

Ok, let's go. I've got dad's shorts....I don't care if you are done, I AM down.

Breakfast near Bed!

Hello Friend! Today mom and I are having breakfast near her bed! Why you might ask? Well, because Morty has to eat and mom has to keep an eye on me...but she makes it seem like more fun for me than it really is so I go along....

So we got my table, my food, a drink and a chair....my chair has a bit of a slant to it so I have to lean into it, but overall, I'm pretty happy with the setup.

Ok, so what we are going to do, is that we are going to eat 1/2 of our tasty petite vanilla scone from Starbucks, and then we shall crush the rest into little bits and wait for dad to come home and clear it up! Now that's a good time!

Food Network!

Hello Mother, what's going on? You like my outfit....oh.....what are you watching?

Oh....that looks tasty....better than pasta 7 nights a week anyway...

Oh....very tasty....are you paying attention? I'm going to expect more from my meals now.

You are making too much noise, how am I supposed to hear Alton is saying? I have to get closer...

You there! Man with the funny hat, put Alton Brown back on!

Anyone else hungry? Ok mom, the bar has been raised...put down the midget and let's go...er....you go cook me something tasty!

What about me?! (Part 2)

Look....we all know that I'm not the baby of the family anymore. In fact, mom and dad repeatedly tell me that I'm a big girl now...I think it's their attempt at some kind of psychological game to get Me to bend to their will...fat chance. Anyway, my point/concern he is that with so many hands full of Morty, what's left for me?! No spare hands from Gamma...

No-No is all kinds of busy with "other things."

Dad is too busy sleeping to give Mallory any love...

Mom? Oh, she's always feeding the parasite.

Sigh, at least my new best friend Chrissie has a spare arm for Mallory...you all could learn a lot from here, pay attention!

Drayson?!

Sigh....where the hell is Drayson? He said he'd meet me in front of the ducky...well, you can't get much more in front of the ducky then this....yet, no Drayson.

Mom, quick question while we wait for Mr. Late...how many pennies does it take to buy some candy?

Guess the bastard stood me up!

Ok, let's go home, I'm over this.

Ah....my good friend the picture book never lets me down! Now, you there, fetch me something to quench my thirst!

Seriously?

Brother, you are a very....talented person. I have NEVER seen anyone who could sleep in such positions.

I mean what is this? It like of looks like a running/jumping dance move!

And this nonsense?

I mean come on! You're sleeping on a dining room table! I keep waiting for you to wake up and see though the glass and feel like you're going to crash into the floor! It's going to be awesome!

I get you....

Dude...I've totally figure you out. You sleep and scream....

you smile on occasion....

you poop an outfit up and then demand to be changed and you gum it up some more....

you might have them all fooled, but you can't fool me!

You play your games, and that's fine....

some people even seem to think you are cute, but buddy, this time you've crossed the line!

That's right buddy, that's my old hat! I was cute in that hate LONG before you even existed!

Oh, don't act like you give a crap! You'll just keep on playing your little game and suckering in the gullible, but mark my words, I'm taking back my hat!