Shockingly HUGE!

Today being another awesome day in paradise, mom and I headed over to get ourselves some cookies and the ever-elusive cup of coffee....I will eventually sneak a sip, let yee be warned!
Anyway, after a spirited game of "Find the Sprinkler Device" - which I won - we were just chilling and looking around.

Found another one! Mom, you suck at this game...or maybe I'm just too awesome for words!

Anyway, as I was saying, we were just chilling and enjoy the breeze. Just sitting on mom's lap and looking around, when I notice something shocking!

My little mother has some HUGE feet! HA HA HA!!! How about if I call you Sasquatch? Seriously, what are those things....like size 7 or something?! Don't you wish your paws were little and perfect like mine? Huh, Squatch? It's okay if I call you Squatch right? I mean seriously, look at my normal feet, then at yours....shame, you freakish monster.