Mallory runs this Mofo!

You know, sometimes its hard out here for a pimp! (I recommend reading this post with the link open in another window at the same time, its my soundtrack).  When mom and I go to the park, sometimes I have to strut around the place reminding people that Mallory ain't to be trifled with! So, when we arrived today, the first thing I did was grab a cookie, and strut around just to make sure the other moms and their spawns knew who was in charge!

Next, I took my drink and poured a sip on the ground for the dead kitty...ok, I dumped my whole drink in the grass so I could play with the ice, but still, it was for my dead homey Jack-Cat.

Next, I went over and made a tree weep....why? Because that's how I role! Nothing escapes my wrath!

You there, JOGGER! Did I give you permission to run on my sidewalk?! Come back here! Yea, that's right, you better run!

Yea....because I'm bad, you know it, and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again....I'm like totally bad ass.